Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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