i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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