but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
