sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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