It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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