Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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