if i can run in heels then i can drive
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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