The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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