I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
either way he was missing a nipple.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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