Kareoke will never be a sober sport
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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