Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
what day is it and did you see me today?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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