I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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