Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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