We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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