Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Still dying that you shit outside
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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