I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
