____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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