Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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