piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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