You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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