I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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