dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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