I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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