so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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