i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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