I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
wow bdsm is so cute
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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