it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you would pick up someone in the library
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
whose ass print is on the piano?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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