'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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