all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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