i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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