Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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