I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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