just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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