hotel room ftw
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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