U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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