i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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