if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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