When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Bring me that man meat
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No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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