Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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