Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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