Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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