I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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