dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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