we're blogging at a bar
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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