For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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