Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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