So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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