so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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