Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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