your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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