I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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