All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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