I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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