windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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