If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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