Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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