They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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