Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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