I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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