but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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