she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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